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What will happen if you drink alcohol for each one cut rather than shooting a video?
So, it started.
We...
You're so funny.
We were shooting a video, and we were very serious.
And I was curious about something.
If you drink a shot of tequila for each one cut,
you will be dizzy and your brain won't work, and you will say it's funny.
I don't know if it's funny or not, but I will be dizzy.
You don't know what I'm saying, do you?
You know, right?
Drunk the world...
This time, I came up with a rather serious drum.
So, I will drink a shot of "lemon sour" for each one cut.
This is strong.
This is liquor, so it has 25% alcohol.
It's strong.
It has about 2% of alcohol.
This is very strong.
I will drink a shot of this for each one cut.
"Strong Zero" is a book about this.
Yes, it is.
Strong Zocca
It's like a novel about that.
I will drink two shots of "Strong Zero".
You're crazy.
You're really crazy.
I'm getting dizzy.
I don't like it.
Keep it cool.
Do you drink it for each one cut?
Or does the person in the picture drink it?
I guess it's the person in the picture.
You want to drink it with the person in the picture, don't you?
You want to drink it?
The person in the picture and me.
And it's not mandatory.
It's not mandatory?
Yes.
If you say "Ah, me too!", then you can just lie down, or you can put a table in front of you, or you can do whatever you want.
The four actors, Tetsu, Ryo, Yumemaru, and Shibayu come out, but Toshimitsu and I are basically the cameramen.
If you drink whiskey, you'll lose your battery, right?
Toshimitsu and I are really useless.
Toshimitsu will be like, "Ah", if you say something you don't know all of a sudden, so Toshimitsu will drink it even though you don't say it.
If you wear a beard, will you lose weight?
If you wear a beard, you'll lose weight.
It's dangerous to lose weight when you're drunk.
If you drink too much, you won't have enough people.
We're running out of time, so let's get started.
Let's get started.
Everyone, raise your hands.
Cheers!
How does it taste?
It's terrible!
We have a lot of people!
It's terrible!
Please don't complain
The first scene is when androids are running away from the training center
I'm going to pick up the androids first because I don't like this scene
By the way, I forgot to tell you
Director, you have to pick up all of them at once, right?
I'm not good at it right now, so I won't let you pick up all of them at once
You have to pick up all of them at once
I haven't picked up all of them at once
I got it
Then, I'm going to pick up the book!
3, 2, go!
Let's do it!
You don't have to fight, just do what you think you are doing.
Let's start!
You're going too fast.
This is bad.
This is really bad.
What's with your mustache?
When you said "mustache!" I got mad.
I was going to put it on like this.
What are you talking about?
You're doing it like Shishigami-sama.
Mustache.
I don't need it.
I'm done with it.
It's not "I'm done with it."
Is it recording?
Your reaction is too fast.
You're getting impatient.
Let's do it.
Imemaru, the heroine.
Hasegawa, Ayako.
Hase...
Hasegawa, Ayako.
Ayako, your head...
I forgot about it.
Why did you forget about it in the first place?
You're drunk.
Let's do it.
I don't like this kind of heroine.
I don't like it.
You're a bad guy.
I'll win if I say it.
Please introduce yourself and say something.
I'm Hasegawa, Ayako.
I'll do my best today as well!
What's that?
It's Hasegawa, Machiko, right?
I'm conscious of Hasegawa, Machiko.
It's what Sazai-san wrote.
It's not a sensitive interview, but...
It's like Sazai-san is running in the bath.
It's not a bath, is it?
No, it's not.
It's not a head with three baths.
It's like a guy with one more than Mitch's.
That's not true!
It's like a guy with one more than Mitch's.
You're so blatant and direct, but your face is crazy.
You're fast.
Ouch!
I was so excited.
That was so close!
You were like "yah!"
When I said "yah!", I felt like I was in a house party.
You're doing well so far.
I failed.
One more time, please.
I failed.
I got sick of it.
If you're far away, you'll just vomit.
Next one.
Wow.
I did it!
Cut!
Why are you putting it on your face?
When this video comes out, everyone will be embarrassed.
It's so hot in here.
Here we go.
This is for you, Ryo-kun.
I can't put my elbow in.
Hey, it's hot in there!
Let me go!
It's so hot in here.
It's not hot in there.
I'm shaking.
For real!
Three, two...
Go ahead!
What's up with you?!
It's not hot in there!
It's definitely hot in there.
Thank you.
For real!
Three, two...
It's hot!
Definitely...
It's okay.
I did it!
- I'll send you a truck! - Okay!
When I asked you "is it okay for you to park here?", you didn't move at all.
- Only around here. - Oh, I see.
So I was like "oh, it's totally different now".
- Bokomichi-style cell-hunting. - I did it! - How's it gonna be?
Is this yours?
- Something like that? - Yeah.
- "Bukotsu"? - "Bukotsu".
This!
Oh my god!
- "Bukotsu" is funny, so "bukotsu" it is! - "Bukotsu"!
I'll do it.
I seriously can't do it.
This is bad.
I can't do it.
I'm gonna hit you.
- Hey, Tora-san, that's too much! - Tora-san, that's too much!
- At this hour! - Too much!
Too much and you're spilling it!
And you're drinking it!
- And you're spilling it! - You're spilling it!
I think we only spent like 400 yen.
That's crazy.
That's not funny!
That's not funny at all!
That wasn't funny!
You're kidding me!
- You're kidding me! - That's not funny!
I'm sorry, that wasn't funny at all!
This guy is crazy!
- It's fun to drink with you! - We're a drinking party!
If you don't mind, can we...
Can we drink with you later?
- Yes! - Yes, okay!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I was drinking by myself!
That was crazy!
That was pretty crazy.
With this...
If you say this is the last scene, then we're safe.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
There are people who are off-screen.
You shouldn't have filmed that!
Your face is too crazy!
Androids are like...
- Yes. - Like, "Oh, they're coming."
And I'm like...
Like, "I'm going to chase them like humans do."
- I want you to say, "Okay, okay, okay." - Okay.
First...
Dance Match!
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared!
First...
- Dance Match! - What just happened?!
- No! - What?!
- Wait! - No!
- Shibayu! - What?!
- The first round has begun. - Yes!
First up is Shibayu and Yumemaru.
- Hey, wait up! Wait up! - First up is Shibayu and Yumemaru.
- Hey! - Wait up!
Aaaaah!
Cut!
- Wait up. - Okay, first of all...
- Please drink what you're about to drink. - Okay.
- Drink what you're about to drink. - What I'm about to drink...
- Wait, seriously, what is this? - What is it?
- It's 4 in the middle of the night and I still can't drink anything. - Seriously.
- Seriously, after going to the club and coming back at 5 in the morning... - No, seriously, just a little bit is fine.
- Just a little bit is fine. - I can taste Isomaru-kun-san.
- Um, can you do an ad-lib talk? - Okay.
Hurry up and drink! My hands hurt!
Cut!
- I'm sorry. - What was that just now?
You know, you can't be ahead of your acting.
- Live properly and do your best. - Yeah.
You can't do things like this outside.
I mean, there's a woman who's taking her luggage and crying and you're on a date here...
- And you're drinking and doing a catch ball. - I drank and did a catch ball.
- I've been here since I came out. - Hurry up and do it!
- Where were you? - I was at the river.
You're going back to the club again, right?
- Director... - The criminal is going back to the scene.
- Let's go. - I can't do it anymore.
- It's really bad.
- It's really normal.
- It's about time for me to confess. - Let's say it together.
- I really can't do the ad-lib of the lines. - I really don't know.
- I really don't know the feeling of the lines. - When do you want to play?
- And I'll play with you. - I want to spend time with you.
- I don't know what you're laughing about. - You're smiling all the time.
- I really can't do the ad-lib of the lines. - Can you do it?
- I still don't know what you're talking about. - I really can't do the ad-lib of the lines.
- If we don't meet today, something terrible will happen. - Shut up, you idiot.
- Don't talk to me. - Yoshimitsu, you've lost weight.
- What did you say? - Yoshimitsu, you've lost weight.
- You're the worst. - Let's go to Comptown and eat crepes.
- You're right.
- There's a water server over there. - Let's shoot a video there.
- There's a person who's laughing because it's not funny at all.
- Mr. Imemaru, the camera is facing you. Please come over here. - Okay.
- Mr. Imemaru, please lose weight. - Please lose weight now.
- Hey, you don't know what you're talking about. - Hey, you don't know what you're talking about.
- Hey, you caught me.
- Let's shoot a video. - Let's go, Tetsuya.
- Tetsuya, come back. - Let's go back to the stage where you lost weight.
- You can't lose weight outside. - Let's go.
- It's a bag. - This guy is crazy.
- There's a lot going on, right?
- Isn't it terrible? - It's terrible.
- I'm drunk and I can't think straight.
- Give me the lid. - Give me the lid!
- Can you not take it off? - Oh, sorry.
Ready, action!
I can't see it!
- That was good, right? - You idiot!
- I hate you, Rie-chan! - That was a good take!
- If you say that, everyone will... - Who? Who? - Kouhei!
- What? Kouhei? - It's Kouhei!
- It's Ten-chan! Ten-chan! - Who? Who?
- Ten-chan! Kouhei! Kouhei! - Who? Who?
What kind of place are you sitting in?!
Wait, something is weird.
Why is it so full from the beginning?
And why is there black garbage floating?
Doubt!
These people only shown to me should all get out of the way.
Get out of the way!
You should all get out of the way!
Get out of the way!
That's nice, that's nice!
Get out of the way!
Get out of the way you guys!
Okay, I'll eat it.
I'll eat it.
Your girlfriend will eat it.
Okay.
Your girlfriend will eat it.
And you'll start running.
Okay.
Okay, I'll start.
Okay.
That was sweet.
I'll eat your woman.
Wait.
Wait a minute.
I'm not bad at all.
You're not bad at all.
Tetsuya is rude.
Shibayu is just making mistakes.
I was about to say something to Tetsuya, but I made a mistake.
First of all, I want you to tell me one thing.
Nakawaki Yoshida and Nakai Risa's style is really good, isn't it?
Be quiet.
It's not funny, so don't laugh.
I like it.
Let's go to the next cut.
Look at Yoshida's face regularly.
Yoshida's face at a time like this is not red at all.
It's white.
What is this?
It's a scene where the mafia runs away with a girl in their arms.
It's impossible.
You have to hold her.
You...
Wait a minute.
What's with your face?
He just farted quietly.
What's with this face?
Who are you?
Robots don't fart.
It stinks.
It's love.
Everytime I hold it, my thumb gets wet.
It's like Pretender.
Cheers!
It's like Pretender.
Goodbye! I'm not your destiny!
Please do something about it.
Here you go.
Cheers!
I did it!
It's funny.
You shouldn't drink until 10. It's too funny.
It's not good.
Tetsuya is quite emotional.
It's hot.
This is the last one.
8! 8! 8!
Eat it!
You shouldn't say that.
I don't know.
I'm the only one who's fat.
If you hold a camera, everyone will eat it.
Drink it!
Stop it!